PayPal as an investment?

PayPal is essential these days if you have a small business or you buy online. But I didn't realize PayPal is also a great investment.
Check you current bank account out... How much are they paying you in interest? I found I was only making %0.7.... Not even one stinking percent. And of course they were charging me for everything.
Did you know I'm making %4.43 on the money I have in my PayPal account? It's free to fund the account (no transaction fee) and withdrawl from it.
I signed up my business with PayPal and one for my personal shopping. I activated the money market account PayPal offers and now I'm making %4.43 on my account....
It doesn't get better than that...